Just for the Readers

Now I am not to experienced with this whole blogging thing but if its like any other type of publishing format such as a weekly paper, magazine or new show then I will surmise that one of the most important things is to keep the audience interested so my followers being 2
* WaBaMmmm! Throwing up the peace sign as if empowered by Chuck Norris himself*
I will write something in an attempted to wonder and excite both my readers.

Lets see.... wonder and excite... wonder and excite.....
*scratches head in manner to stimulate brain function, all the while not know he burned out those brain cells long ago*
Well lets ascertain the make up of our audience...

-We have 2 females aprox. 5'4" to 5' 8" ( don't try to lie you 2 are short as hell and everyone knows it lol)

- Ages of the readers are about mid-twenties ( but nether of you look a day over 14 :D )

- between the both of them they each have, on average, 1 child ( so Rachel... hunny and you thought the bird was bad.. now that you have your own Abair kid .. welcome to the OCTAGON!

- between the both of them, on average ( again because that's what you do when you are "ascertaining" you audience ) they each want 4 and 1/2 children.. now I have now idea how you have half a child I guess its a midget....yes that's it.. a midget..... miraculously you both will give birth to a midget even though nether of you have a history of midgets, other then yourselves ( that was a short joke... oh me! ), in you family.

So now that we know a little about our readers lets see what we need to have for them to be interested......

- Its got to have a very defining climax so that the plot of the article is very easily understandable. ( I am implying NOTHING there ... scouts honor! )

- I know I have seen my wife Rach cry more when she watches Extreme Makeover : Home Edition show then she probably will at my own funeral.�I mean I have see chouches full of women.. 3 or 4 at a time cry like babies the ENTIRE TIME... its like a cult but with out Nike's and purple sheets... ( what a lame color purple at that )

- Have you ever been anywhere and seen a man reading a traditional mystery novel? I don't mean like governmet spy kind of thing I mean like Clue kind of stuff.�There has�got to be a complete mystery to everyone in the�article.

- Of course we must put a "love" story in there too. Chicks dig love stories. Now look guys ( not that any guys are reading this�because�they are�probably�doing manly stuff like going to the gym and eat read meat and all that stuff.... I guess... I�married�I don't know what real men do ) � �:) �

don't be�intimidated�by�women�reading love stories. Are they imagining that they are the�beautiful�damsel�in distress that is�wooed�by the very�attractive�and�muscular�hero with a real job? I say no! It's chick porn thats all � �:D

So lets recap!

* the class wakes�startled�to gather notes so they can party all night and still pass the random pop quiz that happens EVERY friday morning.*

Our�article�has to have love,�mystery, has to be easy to understand and have something that makes them cry. Simple enough!�

Look at all that... this is hard work.. i am sweeting... no rely its hot as hell here...

So now I would like to present my�article�designed�specifically�for my readers....

* drum rolls ( no like down the street or anything.. that would be crazy.... drums don't just roll by them selves and if they did wouldn't they have a�specific�place to go... like a... drum hang out club house or�something?)*

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Kind of like sex isn't it? � � quick and�disappointing.